I have news for this stupid SOB

If Buchanan and, equally stupid George Will, think that any RINO will get the conservative vote, he’d better think again. Remember Presidents Dole, McCain, and an Romney? I don’t either. Each got fewer votes than the previous nominee. Another RINO will get even fewer. Therefore the democRats win again.

Watch this idiot here

Obama Switching to Judaism

In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and, in fact, dismissive of Israel, today President Obama announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity with the Israeli people. Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who have volunteered to perform the circumcision.

It’s biblical

Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13says: “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” Apparently we just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before!

Osama Obama

Early one morning an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife,

“Honey! Come see what I created! It’s an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama Administration!”

She yelled back, “Flush the toilet Henry and come eat your breakfast!!!

Saved a life

B.O. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, “I want to go to Disney World.

“No problem, I’ll take you there on Air Force One.”

The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.”

“I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.”
The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.”

“But you don’t look handicapped.”

The kid said, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.”

Get ready. 2016 is almost here.

Deanna Favre

In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season.

Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett, while he played QB for the Packers – even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up; never ran the offense of any team, nor ever played the game.

During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, man-to-man coverage, so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable … or familiar to you?

Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be the President of the United States and half of the Democrats polled agree.

She has never run a city, county, or state during her “career” as being Bill Clinton’s wife. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the White House, my immediate thought was, “So does the pastry chef, and the person who picks up dog poop from the White House Lawn.”

When it comes to running the State Department, her biggest achievement was getting a US Ambassador and 3 other Americans killed, by pretending terrorism had been defeated…..Her words still echo…”what difference does it make”

At least Deanna Favre is attractive!